I Was Slightly Caught Off Guard When I Was Informed It Was Not Butter.

This would blow up bigger than the Lion King. Can you just imagine the opening with the King summoning all the cousins…

Chess. Chess is the answer.

You know what is the worst example of this t-shirt you speak of?

Everyone with their stock answers. Ptui. I spit upon your Mario suggestions.

I believe his tombstone is inscribed with "Now the world is a little less rad."

Even the New Jersey Nets? You're a sick individual.

He didn't strike out. He popped up to center and ran it out like he thought it was going to land in play.

Also, his name is basically Rough Odor. If anyone was going to catch hell for something, you figure it'd be him.

You gotta wonder how a dude who has "PED" and "Roid" in his last name would be so tiny.

They are undoubtedly trying to look hip and with it.

The Habit is good stuff. I like the fact that I can go there and use A1 as dipping sauce for my fries.

People gon' be slippin' in eggs for a looooong fucking time. I think that's her(?) point.

I can't even tell you how Qatarded shit's gotten over there.

You're both fried.

Are we sure it's not just Jim Gaffigan going several billion times?

I like the idea of McDonald's all-day breakfast. But the commercials they ran with people reading goddamn tweets have caused me to refrain from setting foot inside a McDonald's.

FAIIIIIIIIIIIITH OF THE HEAAAAAAAART

Seriously, just compare it to Season 1. Jessica buying a shitty toy robot hand for Grandma is pretty much the only thing that comes to mind from this season.

Did he really know what he was getting himself into? I'm racking my brain, but I can't think of another instance of someone's memoirs just being taken for the name while the person was still alive.