A C is generous for this. This isn't just average, it's aggressively bad. If the Die Antwoord people were replaced with say, Method Man and
Redman, or Cheech and Chong, or two people who weren't sketchy
facsimilies of gangsta rappers who were now trying to be their personas in a serious setting, this movie could…

No, that's how the trailer got re-written…

They are SO fucking terrible. In this movie and outside of it.

This isn't even video-gamey. Chappie's script is just terrible. I think it was supposed to be his version of Short Circuit, but the parts that would be comedy are just absolute shit due to the viewer being subjected to the overall shittiness of the dumbasses in Die Antwoord. Yo-Landi basically plays some kind of Manic…

Generally, I do additional voice direction for video games. Occasionally I chime in for a bit part.

Chili John's only has like 8 types of chili. Oddly enough, I used to walk there when I was doing voice recording stuff.

Just came back from seeing Howard Jones in concert. I remember more of his catalog than I realized.

Chappie isn't even as good as Short CIrcuit 2. Those idiots for Die Antword are trying SO HARD to act funny/gangster/like actual people and every moment with them is excruciating.

I didn't know the title of this piece of shit song, nor the "band" that put it together, but I hate, hate, HATE, this song.

Remember when Brett Fav-ruh finally beat all 30 teams, and everyone was like, "Oh my God, Brett Favre is the first player in history to defeat all 30 NFL teams!"

Especially on the marsupial part.

I generally use "smug" to describe a person who's disproportionately pleased with themselves relative to what they've accomplished.

Oddly enough, though, Spaceballs does pass the test.

I am only for this Timecop remake if this is also remade:

Gonna have to settle for Fyvish Finkel, then.

It's called getting your rocks off.

I think the reason "Cal" for UC Berkeley doesn't go beyond College football/basketball and Northern California is because in Southern California, there are a lot of the crappier public institutions of higher learning in the area called "Cal State" schools.

A rich land developer.

I think you're not quite understanding Keanu's passion project. This film, itself, isn't his passion project. His passion project is getting his pal and mentor, Tiger Chen, into film roles. I respect that, but it gives me far less hope for the individual movies.

Here's the link to the actual review: