I'm trying, and failing, to think of a way this could be any more sad, privileged, and creepy.

So deity corpse tableaux are going to be a thing now, I guess?

He'll live on, and wear pants, in our hearts forever.

They're over 2 million now. :)

Oh? I know they included the uncut episode four, but I didn't know they'd lengthened anything else. We'll see, I guess!

There was apparently a cut scene that showed Jack telling the snipers and Price and Zeller where to position themselves which would've made that clearer instead of it being something you kinda have to infer. I hope they post all the scripts like they did for S1 so we can find out what all got cut.

The naked malice in his monologue to Alana was fucking terrifying. I'd have been so scared I ran up the stairs and not out the door too.

She had a huge effect: She caused Jack to switch from the relatively safer plan with snipers and stuff to him going in alone. She got him stabbed in the neck.

Bryan posted a picture of the prosthetic they used on Abigail's head during his live tweeting of the episode. I forget if it's ever super visible in the episode though.

David Slade said on twitter that the music during the end of the episode is Goldberg Variations slowed down to be 8 hours long. GENIUS.

Chilton, Will and Margot hangin' out, comparing cool stomach scars.

There was a level of tension in my body for the last half of it that I'm not sure I've felt since the final run of Breaking Bad episodes.

I've talked so much about the show setting up "echoes" and layers for down the road. Where the last season ended with a brilliant inversion of a classic thing, I loved loved loved how this season ended with the show echoing off itself so much.

IT'S BEEN TWENTY MINUTES AND I AM STILL NOT OKAY. WHEN WILL I BE OKAY.

You can link to specific parts of youtube video by adding #t=XmYs to the end of the url where X is the number of minutes and Y the seconds (of course).

Alison Brie and Yvette Nicole Brown for True Detective season 2 though.

On August 1, we will all be Groot.

The only reason this isn't true is because of "Peter, is your social worker inside that horse?"

I've watched it a dozen times and still start laughing like a complete idiot the moment the Jason Derulo song hits. It's perfect, yes.

"Whimsy" ie: HANNIBAL'S OWN PUNS.