BULLDOG!!
EAT THE CONE!!!!

A Solid "B" for late period Office
I didn't pay attention through the whole thing, but for how goofy the Office has gotten it seemed like a solid to passable episode. Some good jokes, but some eye-rolling bits too.

Will Smith is the world's best dad
And the worst motherfucker on the planet.

Fuck YOU UNIVERSE!!
Seriously, go fuck yourself.

Fave part
At the end, after Haley wins the contest, instead of trying to come up with some goofy way to get out of it, Phil & Claire, like real parents, just go back on their deal.

Ugh
Way to kill my day universe.

Anyone else noticing that Amber this season has begun acting more responsible and, especially on this episode, more like her Mom? I loved her world-weary attitude towards going across the bay to go to a college party, she was all "been-there, done-that". I like the idea of Amber trying to be more responsible and…

Paul Westerberg did the NaNaNaNa thing better.
"Dyslexic Heart" anyone?

Healthy complexion = soooooooooooooooooooooo not goth.

I would give it a solid B. I never watched SNL when Poehler was on, so the recycled bits seemed fresh to me, and it seemed like the cast had a lot of energy going in; Mosque @ Ground Zero, and Weekend Update were really great, I thought. There were some duds, but the good bits made coasting through the bad bits…

Favorite scene:
While making sandwiches, Jay talks about how manly Mitchell is for working hard to provide for his family. He plays it like it should be a sweet and tender learning moment but instead Cam is miffed that he doesn't think giving up a promising career as a musical instructor to raise your daughter is very…

Mmmmmmmm
The execution scene killed my good vibe for this show, waaaaaaaaaaaaay to dark for a quirky comedy especially for a pilot. The Dead Milkmen song went a ways to bringing me back, I might give it another shot. But seriously………….execution?

Not that bad
It looks like he's tickling him. In the first photo the pap looks like he's giggling.

Everytime I see Billy Baldwin, I just imagine him as Ivan from "The Squid and the Whale"

I saw them a few years ago two, and it was super disappointing. Angelo Moore sang maybe two songs and then left the stage. The rest of the band jammed through instrumental versions of their catalogue for the remaining half hour set, intermittently Angelo would come out and play a sax line or grimace and then disappear…

"Cut the Crap" is Joe Strummer's coke addled first solo record. Paul Simonon is barely on it and Topper and Mick are nowhere to be found. "Cut the Crap" is as much a Clash record as "Ringo" is a Beatles record. If you want to play that game then "Squeeze" by the Velvet Underground wins by an country mile.

Next: Laser RIFLES!!!

Oh Jesus, Dune
My best friend back in middle school would not shut up about how great this movie was, but I think it scarred me for life. That first shot of the fishy vagina-mouthed navigator is seared into my mind for all time, that and the scene where Baron Harkonen pulls out that guy's blood plug (or whatever it…

Grizzly Bear is definitely more pretentious.
They just are, AF aren't my favorite band ever, but I do come back to their albums, especially, oddly, "Neon Bible".

In Baltimore, we're almost ecstatic when there's only one murder in a week.