*Failure. Fail is a verb.

'would so something so artsy'

Groban Sings Casey.

'Um' is a verbal stumble. You wouldn't purposely type it.

I’m getting critical again these reviews

Jean Teasdale?

I'm pretty sure he types these up and sends them in on his phone as well.

mostly likely stunt

Figuratively giving the store away.

Maybe that publication will actually fix the error. They don't give a damn around here.

I don't know if anyone else mentioned it besides you, but I was watching that cook the whole time. I half expected Nacho to just get shot in the head out of the blue. Then I considered the counter and the angle and whether that cook could see what was happening, but in a couple of shots it looked possible, and I was…

(or maybe it's a falcon)

Robin was by his side.

Should sluts not be shamed?

As a regular Real Time and (Politically Incorrect before that) viewer, I was not at all surprised by the remark. I didn't know it was "headline news" until I saw this article. He's edged into that kind of territory before with stuff he's said to and in front of black guests, and I cringed a little, not because I was…

Why is Mort asking?

Everyone needs to be aware at all times of what COULD offend, and do absolutely everything in their power to never ever offend anyone.

Are you asking a question or do you not understand?

http://www.theonion.com/art…

That was just his special dialect. Even if he messed up a few words, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Everyone is too damn sensitive these days.
Here's one to offend all Spanish speakers:
http://www.theonion.com/blo…