'in unanimous'.

That is enough out of you!

literally?

*used to travel
*too much
*ordered Chicken masala
*supposed to be Chicken Marsala

*Holes in the wall.

My sister often gets trips abroad as bonuses from her company. She went to China and was so fearful of the street food and restaurants that she and the family ate peanut butter sandwiches on Wonder Bread the whole time they were there.
I was very upset since my reason to visit China would be the street food and…

Shut the fuck up, vegan.

Married with Children wasn't smart humor.

"I'll always have a place at the Dairy Queen."

I briefly worked at a coastal surimi plant after high school. If you saw how imitation crab meat is made you'd never eat it again.

Adjective
pussy ‎(comparative pussier, superlative pussiest)

It's pussy, not pus-y. It's a medical term.

"I hope" is a statement, not a question.

Are you a Denny's waitress?

The title of this article does not need that question mark.

'an snob'?

Inception is not a verb.

I went out to see what he did. I couldn't believe it. Most of it was cool, but it had a head of pink hair like the dragon in Pete's Dragon.
And it had an extra tail. Ron said he wasn't happy about where the
first tail wound up, so he put in a second one. I started to get
steamed. Then he said that he didn't know what…

roll of the keyboard

He called the shit "poop"!!