What I've done here is a nice, traditional Queens-style tuna salad with some rice crisps I made from KIX, along with a Chennai mulligatawny (I found the recipe in an antique armoire) and I topped it off with just a really fresh and clean arugula salad with crushed aviation-style peanuts. Ever notice the tiny bags…

@Converted. Hell yeah he did, he wrapped up the very first elimination challenge with his procrastination-themed arctic char and salsa verde!

Re: arrogance-based elimination, judging from the preview Tattoo Volt is going to be getting even testier with Robin in the kitchen next week. "relax relax relax" times ten. Might put him in danger. Could Robin's continuing presence be a booby trap for dickish, more talented chefs?

Seinfeld TV Dinner
So since Mike I dropped the ball, what components would make a good Seinfeld-themed TV dinner?

Favorite uses of Wiimote Immersion?
OK, so obviously this wagglefest isn't exactly the pinnacle of video game immersion, and motion controls have (thusfar) largely been a failure, but I do think the concept has some merit. What are people's favorite uses of the Wiimote's functionality? I really enjoyed No More Heroes'…

I wouldn't be surprised, the DS version is usually better.

Vermont is overrated. Wyoming has some good national parks, and hey, those are America's best ideas.

I saw it featured on a Wal-Mart commercial. I guess that's enough to make it a pretty big release in the world of Wii.

Because you do not notice the splinter in your brother's eye, I have inserted beams into thine own. Thou hast one minute to remove them before they detonate.

Whoops, misread you Eyebrow. Carry on.

Isn't that her up top?

Out of curiousity, I did a quick facebook search for "Secret Girlfriend" fan clubs. There are several, and old creepy dudes are defenitely present.

Those gratuitous neck tattoos kinda makes it look like their heads are photoshopped on.

I hear Ted Bundy pounded a few Monster's cramming for Oriental Studies exams at UPS.

Jimmy James, I like that idea. "—And He Built a Crooked House—" would be a slam dunk. Fucking DASHES in a band name? That'd make those scene kids' heads spin.

When the band's name is a phrase, you know they're awesome.

Hasn't AMP been around for years?
I can never keep my extreme single-syllable energy drinks straight.

Right on, Dr.

Hey Comedy Central social media intern
…we're on to you.

I was a senior in a Greater Boston area high school when Boondock Saints started to gather 'prestige'…man, I never heard the end of it.