The characters aren't teens, but we both know at whom this movie was aimed.

Dude, you give away the film's best joke at the top of your review. Come on. You can explain how it brilliantly sets up and then subverts the genre's conventions in the first five minutes without ruining it for anyone who wants to see the movie (I saw it last night, came here curious how the AVC would review it).

You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

Edgy!

If Mavis is being honored, you know Bob Dylan will be there.

But Daenerys has dragons.

Or maybe I read them with my eyes open? Makes a difference, old sport.

Read Book 2 for the full story; the plot to kill Robert's bastards was 100% Cersei.You are wrong!

No. Joffrey made the decision to behead Ned Stark, but Cersei eliminated all the contenders for the Iron Throne. Tyrion got her Commander of the Watch drunk and got him to admit she ordered him to kill Robert's baby by a whore.

Nope, Gaelic is still officially the mother tongue.

Ghost + Busters?

COUNTERPOINT: More economic stagnation = better British bands = the next coming of The Clash

"It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it… anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." - Douglas Adams

Which one? "It stinks!"?

Jim Carrey blocked me on Twitter for a while because I used to get drunk and @-reply "SSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN!!!!" at him a lot.

"Eddie Murphy, is now basically a non-entity in Hollywood despite his huge success."

This battle was all about the short-term win with no thought to the long-term loss.

You know what Littlefinger wants. To fuck her while shouting her mom's name (Littlefinger is a complicated dude).

I agree! This was most definitely all about the big red WIN for Sansa Stark.

SNOW HAPPENS