Upon closer inspection these are loafers.

Fuck Yeah…
…they won.

Their penis's may be small today but in ten years its estimated they will overtake us.

A Guy???
That was Mike Starr mister. He deserves better than a cameo too.

Dreaming Big
Whoa there Todd, I think Fargo is good enough for you Mr Big Dreamer. Lets pull it back a bit.

You just figured "What the Hell Ill just eat some trash"

Todd doesnt have the time and his Carpal Tunnel meds make him drowsy.

So is it just me
Or is Ladonnas bar supposed to look like Snake N Jakes?

YOU DO NOT TELL LINDSEY HOW LONG HE HAS TO DO A SOLO!!! YOU HEAR ME!

BAD IDEA

The opening sketch was ok but I BHO actually started saying, "KIIIIILLLLED BIN LADEN" it would be better.

Gunpowder and Lead
Best part of the song is that the singer dies in the end.

Im the bad guy
Wow, no meta geek commentary on when Josh Holloway said that.

Yeah go hang in Fat City you Metairie Trash. Get drunk on Dixie and beat your girlfriend.

Damn the malls packed. Muthafuckin minivan best not ding my doors.

You want to bring the projects together it will minimize the bloodshed.

Im pretty certain that Rebecca Black is the Rebecca Black of Friday.

No shit, I also dated a woman who was a rape and incest victim (separate incidents). Either this is common or we dated the same woman. Granted I dated someone before her who was molested by her grandfather so this may be common.
In both cases the breakup left me with a bad taste in my mouth. Victims are huge…

And we need more federal holidays

Im sure thats how their uncle addresses them when coming over for Thanksgiving