I always imagined…
that ZMF had a voice like Phil Anselmo or a monster truck rally voiceover guy (complete with tape echo).

Pony Express Record!
So awesome.

second to last paragraph
"the product of a long, dark nights."

Time Fades Away?
I'm pretty sure "Tonight's the Night" is about Danny Whitten, not "TIme Fades Away".

Uh…
is she wearing nylons under her running shorts, or does the lower half of her body a different color than the top?!?!

@Geddy Lee & Dr. Memory:
Let's not forget that Vernors was a Michigander's tummyache cure-all.
Delicious and Medicinal!

Hey Gang…
Who wants to enjoy a few Micro Magic burgers and fries?

I've got some Boo Berry in my cupboard right now- it was only 99 cents!
My wife had never had it before and is now a disciple of the stuff.

Vanilla Coke (not this bizzarro-world "Coke Vanilla" mentioned earlier) and Ruby Red Squirt are still alive and kickin' here in Portland.

Yoko…
appears to be holding sheet music (or something like that) of her porpoise warblings.

@HR:
which "resort town in upper MI"? Traverse City?

in no particular order:
Daydream Nation
Washing Machine
Dirty
Goo
Experimental Jet Set, Trash and No Star

We're gonna have to share "hillbilly flapjack," 'cause that shit is just too funny.

where the hell is Boobah?
that's some preschool peyote.

Exactly. Has eating a bowl of Cheerios ever been so ominous?

I love Ben…
cause I hate Ben.

I'll defend that Krauss/Plant album- great harmonizing, good song choices, and interesting production.
It's some of Plant's most restrained (and therefore unique) singing. Seriously.

'Sea Change' is my favorite Beck album.

I agree— Bowie, Smith, and the Kids are interesting because they're willing to try whatever is tickling their fancy at the time. Sometimes it's with amazing results ('Disintegration', 'Low'), other times, not so much ('Wild Mood Swings').

I almost put the Lips in my list, too.