Well, at least he looks as if he's prepared for homelessness.  Should have done a better job of holding on to his "Scrubs" money.

Haven't been winning many arguments lately, have we, Bob?

That cow in the crochet beanie looks like she's got a postdoc in salami tasting.

If this show stays on long enough, surely we'll be treated to an episode where several of these Ugly Americans are murdered by their cabbies.  Not necessarily in fits of rage. 

It's all his "seething hatred" and "homicidal fury" issues coming to the surface.

You mean…that you don't care for Kelly Bundygate?  What the fuck is wrong with you?

Does it have to be basketball?  Can't there be a very special episode where some Canadians drop by and they have a pick-up game of lacrosse?

As the B story, he also struggles to make the payments on the cubic zirconium ring he got her.

As long as the crossing guard is either Shitney Cummings or Chelsea Vodka, I'll supply the gat and ammo free of charge.

Episode 22: [season 1 finale] Contract Renogiation-he starts freelancing as a hit man.  I have a brief cameo as the mysterious man who arranges his contracts. 

May new show is going to be called "Lock and Load."  In the premiere episode, I pay an upclose, personal, point blank, hi-cap magazine full of jacketed hollow points visit to the cast of Shitney, then stop by Are you There, Chelsea? to put that show out of its misery.

In a larger sense…aren't we all refugees from SNL?  Therefore, by way of extending this article's conceit, shouldn't we all have a sitcom on Fox?  I mean, a bunch of unattractive, underachieving sociopaths perched on their Salvation Army furniture in their studio apartments snarking on each other and everything else…

Best character…open to debate.  Definitely one of the more sympathetic ones.  Her mortification at the hands of her putative boyfriend was rather painful to watch.

If they're going to CGI all the fish, couldn't they also CGI in Carole Davis?   As she appeared in her 1981 Penthouse spread?  Since she was in the second Piranha flick of the original franchise?

"Hey, I've been unemployed for over two years.  Where the fuck else am I supposed to masturbate, asshole?   They threw me out of the library months ago."

Aha!!! Methought the wench was throughly and comprehensively acquainted with steroids, and methought correctly!  Seriously, doesn't she know those will make her penis shrink?

Plus the dental reconstruction can be done in stages.

For some sort of cryptofascist orgy?  Or to gang rape Team Big Brother?

All too true…sadly enough.  But, hey…you sure can have yourself a racktastic time proving that.

To see these two in action is to gain valuable yet disturbing insights into the effectiveness of border patrol agents.