That kid ain't going anywhere. He's like herpes. And we're the toilet seat, left in denial.

The 15-year old girl jumped out of a tree and landed on the statue's covered face. When they were carving it, the apprentice was told to be gentle; he had a heavy hand (or something), foreshadowing that this statue was shitty to start (or something). Anyway, the nose broke off and some dude gave the Baroness the…

Post Longshanks with Eddie 2 on the throne, so early 1300's.

I'm guessing that fire face and Gemma are TBE's parents.

The old man Piney had the best line of the series when, after a shootout over illegal prescription meds, he said "'cause we're the good guys." The club always thought they were outside the US legal system, but somehow karmic outlaw warriors. Of course that all went to shit soon afterward (mid-s3 and beyond).

"She's only 15!"

She looks like a 30-year old teenager. She's pretty good in this role. I find her the most intriguing.

She obviously didn't shoot him in the eyes with Johnson's Baby Shampoo. That stuff is tear-free.

Yes, Dutch was a Helga surrogate.

That's how the plague spreads; you infect two friends. And they infect two friends. And they infect two friends.

Analboscis?

What got me is that the National Guard headquarters is located in midtown (the history and facade reminded me of the Waldorf-Astoria) and the aforementioned Not-Martha Plimpton isn't using them. Or they were introduced as an ineffective unit earlier this season. Or something.

Are the Romani known for glyph tattoos and saggy aspirin-white asses?

I googled and still have no idea what this means.

At least The Strain is terrible because the writers are terrible. Like 7th grade school project terrible. The show works around this fact.
It's an easy watch and absurd and kinda fun.

I wondered what a Russian was doing in 14th century Wales.

About 1:15 in we get buttsecks. I complimented Kurt's restraint.

When I was a kid, I thought Barney Miller would have a special episode for when Abe Vigoda died in real life and they'd have to write him off. Abe Fucking Vigoda is going to outlive us all. That's the vibe I get from David Bradley these days.

Watch the opening credits to see if George R.R. Martin writes an episode.

You're going to be disappointed.