I find your offer to be unacceptable. You only offer a $7 value. Furthermore, it is a giftcard, which means that it can only be used at a single place. Taking that into consideration, the fair market value of the card could not be more than the $5 of your initial offer and I believe it is clear that I am entitled to…

According to IMDB there are two, "My Iron Lung" and "Fake Plastic Trees"

I'd like to know what Mr. Scaturo did with this verse
Talk about a lack of self-awareness. When he was writing it, I bet he didn't give half a thought to this verse and what everyone else in the world who are not idiot fratboys with the whole economy under their collective thumb would think about his little song.

ginger balls

Give Sam Adams a break. Considering he's been dead for 200 hundred years, I find it admirable that he's asking questions at all.

For double the fun, pronounce 'book' with two syllables, as if there was a diaeresis.

not up to the usual standard
Did anyone else think that this episode was just a little bit off? It was especially noticeable with Tracy. I expect insanity from Tracy, not mere zaniness, but that's all I got today. It was like someone different than normal wrote the episode and didn't quite get his character right.

Is he related to Joan Crawford? What about Dr. Chase from "House"?

Of the Sparks albums I've heard, this one is the closest that they've come to bad. It's not that bad, but it after the two prior ones it was a huge letdown.

Just a thought: what this revamp is missing is the ability to edit and delete our own comments. That way I won't look like a smiling asshole who can't write.

Ain't I a poor editor?

Ain't I a handsome?

I was not aware that ZMF has more than one dick.

I don't follow your logic, Manly. If one were to not give a shit about something, it follows by implication that they would not give two shits about it either (or three or four and so on). By stating only that you don't give two shits, you leave open the possibility that you could give one shit about it, so it is…

Too bad Philip Rivers wasn't included. I still wouldn't watch, but if there is such a thing as a good person for this kind of show, he is it. He's just the right kind of asshole.

I misuse punctuation when I'm angry. Sorry.

but, but… I need you
What will I do without you, AV Club? Christmas is a time to be around the people you love. I love you guys. Don't you love me too? You're the only thing that keeps me from experiencing the terrible loneliness that lurks in the shadows of my life. I can't get by without new content. Do you think…

I need to make an amendment. I missed 'Obstacle Corpse' the first time around.

I also wonder what happened to HCOVT. AV Club should seriously set up an interview.

my choice (picks)
The award for most perplexing use of parentheses has to go to 'When the Wolf (Arrives)'. My personal favorites are probably 'Oh Shit! A Geyser' and 'Druids of Huge'.