"I've never heard of this guy before, but I hate him now!" Yes, AV Club comment section, yessssssss

Eugh. She's the worst.

I saw Courtney Cox. Still see Courtney Cox.

I thought they were both Katy Perry songs..
I learned something today.

Very happy to see Pete Holmes up there.

I'm totally going to use these portraits as Jagged Alliance 2 characters.

Probably the best episode in at least 5 years. Good job, writers!

Neat NGE cameos with Gendo, best girl Misato and fat-ass Shinji. Mari too, I think, but odd interpretation of the character.

This was the first Simpsons episode I watched in at least 5 years. I felt like I was on acid the entire time..the show is just weird as fuck now and in a really bad way. It's like the writers were sabotaging every single joke to be not funny.

I didn't find the episode that funny. Just unsettling. "Bruce"'s involvement was fucking dark and him calling out for his kids was honestly a little too tragic. McPoyle's fake eye was terrifying, Cricket's deterioration is still heartbreaking and Dennis' delivery of the "contract" line was I think the point where he's…

Dennis is Spider-Man?

Who's joking? Bitch is melting and needs help.

No more news updates please

" But it did have a shot at not being an affront to the suckers who spent 96 hours watching Dexter. That’s four entire days. Think of the books you could have read. The hobbies you could have cultivated. The trees you could have planted in blighted neighborhoods. "

"After a while, it’s like a political comedian telling jokes to the self-satisfied applause of an audience he knows agrees with him."

I forgot this was a thing.

Gospel's Moon Is A Dead World is still the best screamo album I've ever heard though it somewhat just barely skirts the genre.

Luther S03 is an incredibly painful thing to sit through. I do not envy tonight's watchers.

PURPLE

I'm bummed, honestly. I just want to get it over with.