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I might be slow to this, but I just realized that Gotham has a Lee, a Harvey and an Oswald.

Ask your doctor if opioid addiction is right for you!

Chop them up and brew them in some tea with ginger.

I can't believe I got a Grateful Dead notification for this

2 sentences; One was a personal observation, the other is well documented in books and articles. It's not ESP.

You'd see Garcia and Mydland grinning at each other a lot during Bobby's songs. Mydland had a lot of anger, in general.

The whole guru-ification of the band, particularly Garcia, obscured one of the most interesting-intense things about the Dead; Garcia and Weir did an awful lot of sparring on stage, to the point where I realized that a a lot of their songs were about one another.

It wasn't hatred, so much as contempt. And if it was fatal, O'Reilly…

You shouldn't let them lick their open sores.

I'm gonna need a shoebox full of blow to make it through this dreck.

The most fun I ever had. And the interplay between these guys is endlessly interesting, even after all these years.

Further, Spicer does NOT have his head up Trump's ass, Trump's rectum has merely surrounded Spicer's head

Only if it comes in low-sodium option.

It feels like it would have been easy to keep this popular column alive. The AV Club doesn't seem that interested in hanging on to its original followers. Maybe we aged out of the most attractive marketing demographic.

I felt the chase scene was tacked on.

There's a "pierced the toast" joke to be made here, but I don't want to sound homophobic.

Eat a condensed can

Ooh, look at ME, Marge!

Lisa has piles.

If your Elvis is dead, try ours!