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I just thought of something
Anthony Cooper is basically in hell for eternity.

There's this hamburger on a Carl's Jr. billboard that totally looks like a naked chick when seen from the corner of the eye. No shit.

Not creator-God but Jesus-style God. Who knocked up Jacob's mother?

Jacob has a plan
I think it would be cool if it turned out that Jacob had a plan all along. Then we'd all wonder if he was really God or what.

SUB-LIME

Don't drag poor Nietzsche into this.

Fox as Sawyer
He just looks too insane to be a good con artist.

1. What are the consequences of Locke leaving the Island? Does it have to do with the disaster Dharma were trying to prevent with the Swan? We just need a full goddamned explanation of the Smoke Monster. We're OWED this goddamned explanation.

"So… Bernard's white. Didn't see that coming."

What they should have explained is exactly what the consequences of Smokey leaving are. Worldwide (or universe-wide) disaster? Or just the annihilation of our characters?

No matter how disappointing the finale ends up being, Lost is and will always be the absolute bomb. I like the idea of the "flash-sideways," and even if the alternate universe turns out to have a retarded explanation we can still admire Lost's creators for taking such an unexpected leap.

Where all the dirty jokes come from
Prison, bitches.

What's Lost?

That will piss me off completely. I'd rather see an end to the whole cycle.

Maybe Jacob thinks the Light needs to be protected even after Smokey is dead (from people like Widmore)?

Sunday
I am going to shit my pants on Sunday.

Or maybe Fate has it that he would never get to be with her, in any universe.

Maybe he doesn't really deserve Nadia…?

I love you guys.

I cried like hell at that damned dog!