It's a fact: Kenmore vacuums are made in Mexico

I'm hoping Arby's can take human form

Is a Tronald Dump like a Rusty Venture? I'm asking for a friend…

I like to watch cycling, but I don't really like the Giro or the Tour - by the end it often becomes a formality (Contador was going to win it by the 2nd week this Giro). I prefer the shorter races, Tour of Turkey, Amgen, or the Dauphine.

Go to the West End in London, it's cheaper than Broadway, and there's fewer pushy New Yorkers

I recently decided to make some room on my bookshelves by getting rid of a lot of my physical cds - took all my Neil Young and Bob Dylan to the shop - they went through everything, but wouldn't take any newer Neil. The guy explained, I've got a lot of it sitting on the shelf, even when I tried to clear it out for…

Arby's is one of the few places at the mall that gives mall discount - plus curly fries!

It's the only thing that there's just to little of…

Ty Burrell - he will return to Out of Practice with the Fonz

Sadly, I dvr'd it, but didn't think it would run long, so I missed the foo fighters and everything after - lousy technology

You can suck, or you can blow, but the court will not be amused by counsel's attempt to suck and blow simultaneously

I have been hatewatching it out this year, and the finale was satisfying enough.

I love that they made that Khrushchev reference

Sometimes I think that the smart celebrities over-think the dumbed down celebrity episodes - no one rang in that phosphates are used in fertilizer for 2000, you had to think they were looking for something harder than fertilizer.

The name you were looking for was John Chrysler

The only good ads are where "Morning win" gets stuck in your head for….ever…

Turns out Billy Bob should have been asking Jian if he was abusing women, that might have saved some face in that train wreck of an interview

I enjoy the commentary in the comments much more than the overwrought above. I'm glad to have the commetariat around.

I'm becoming concerned that the 100 tacos for $100 dollars will no longer provide adequate sustenance for a Simpsons marathon

Urge to kill rising…