I did notice how the promos were hyping the avclub as the source on their quote about Mulaney

He lived above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley

Also debatable.

You mean those two aren't knockin' boots already, well I gotta haul ass to lollapalooza

Cue musical episode, where they can sing "What is this feeling?" (loathing) from Wicked

When driving through the US, I'm often tempted to donate money to NPR, as they are always begging for it, then I remember how much I hate Wait, Wait, the car guys, and A Prairie Home Companion.

No can do, I'm soured on him now

I can't remember anything that I struggled to get through as much as this shitty pilot. I've also never heard of John Mulaney so I don't have any goodwill built up for this show to burn through, so I don't believe I will watch next week.

I'll spare you the embarrassment of admitting you don't know who Les Chappell is

Citizen Kang is one of my favorites, I quote parts of it all the time (also I realized yesterday - "You'd better run egg")

I believe that's what the script told them to do - in the same way that a lawyer could lose his license for refusing to return documents to a client

I worked damn hard to become petite bourgeoisie

Ah, I can continue to feel smug superiority over the proles who like this drivel.

It's a bad show, but it's one of the highest rated sitcoms on right now, not sure why they're discontinuing coverage, where will I go to feel smug every week now?

Also to learn what a maritime offense was

It's the show that made me look up what scrod was

Manhunt eh, already got a website up, to the hunt!

I'm no California lawyer, but wouldn't a document signed under false pretenses also be null and void, and what's the consideration for taking all the liability, was there a meeting of the minds, or could one use the common law defense of mistake, or everyone's favorite obscure clause nullification Tilden Rent-A-Car…

The Sheriff, Whom She is Fucking

There is supposed to be a penalty for assisting, but it is rarely
applied, I don't mind a push after a fall, but in the Giro this year, on
a flat and mountain time trial, several riders switched bikes as it
went mountain and were given a push, it definitely helps. A rider in
contention was pushed awkwardly by a fan…