They made a miscalculation.  If they want a skilled killer, they should get Landry.

I bet he found out that real estate agents in upstate New York don't take indie cred.

That should be a good lead-in for Coed Confidential.

Whatever.  As long as they keep on introducing the accountants during the show, I'm fine.

I think we can all agree that Outlaw Pete, as a whole, was a mistake.

It is the first track.  It lulls you in before crushing you with the plight of the modern day American, somewhere around "Death to My Hometown".

Wow, this is going to be some government job.

It's going to be like softcore porn: a mutual look of satisfaction to signify that that the sex has been completed.

That was awesome.  All of the ABC shows went to Disney World, but I can't remember what shows, when it happened, or why because Wikipedia is down.  I would totally go to The Pirate Bay and download those episodes.

Yes and, for your information, Jesse Katsopolis was a swarthy Greek and Full House was part of the gay lib'rul conspiracy to make us think it was okay for three men to raise a family.  And look what happened.  Stephanie became a meth addict.

I'd have a witty comment, but all of my clever pop culture allusions are currently being locked down at Wikipedia.

I'm pretty sure these articles only exist to raise the rates for Emma Stone and Amanda Seyfried.

Thus answering the calls of…no one?

Premature exclamations at the TCAs are an RDD.

Full frontal male nudity is an RDD.

If not Lindsay Lohan, who else are they going to get to play Carrie's mom?

Next week is New Hampshire.

ABC made a terrible miscalculation here, and I mean beyond the show's conception and production.  Everyone who would have watched this show was watching Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity cover Iowa.

I bought it because I'm a sucker for personal messages guilting me not to torrent like my Jewish mother.

Of course, if Netanyahu invites Abbas over and Abbas doesn't use a coaster, this will never end.