what's the big deal? I've been faking my own life for almost 40 years.

I love Sparklehorse but have no interest in hearing other artists cover his songs - you cannot improve on perfection.

as a member of Gwar may I just say on behalf of the band thank you very much for this wonderful honour.

Metallica? pffttt.

Ginger Baker is the greatest - just ask him…

if not being able to play drums is good enough for Meg White, then it's good enough for you.

Ginger Baker would like a word with you…

does he still have his job at the sandpaper factory to go back to?

as an old man it's nice to know I can still relate to what's going on in the "key young men demos".

as long as Norah doesn't fuck Billie Joe's wife they should be OK.

I agree - I need well-established boundaries for everything I do.

dude, his name is Holland Oates.

I agree - let's bury him.

Will Retta get bumped up to a spot in the opening credits when Rashida Jones and Rob Lowe leave the show?

anything that might take them uppity Australians down a peg is alright by me.

on the subject of New Zealand music when is the new Stereo Bus album coming out?

Groban does like his ladies to pop…

Shelbyvillian #1: "Sounds like Springfield has a child discipline problem"

where I come from we refer to women as birds so I'm onboard with this name.

what about my Sammy Hagar The Horrible?