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Ulysses Swanson
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my epic songs need more than two minutes of vinyl, so I guess I'll pass.

did you happen to catch St. George's glorious victory over Wests-Tigers?

It's still OK for me to wear my Dukes Of Hazzard t-shirts, right?

great song, great album, great band.

'the safety word is banana'

'I don't much care for these new-fangled gimp suits'

Bender is (in my opinion) the most 'human' character on Futurama.

Beverly D'Angelo still looks alright - not hurtin'-for-a-squirtin' alright but, y'know… alright…

meh. I've called 'em worse…

fuck Gangs Of New York - how about a DiCaprio TV vehicle in which he reprises the role of Calvin Candie?

I saw the film in the most idyllic setting imaginable and it was still utter shit.

Bob Pollard? he's not a hat man…

bleurgh. terrible film.

I really like the so-dry-it's-dusty sound of that album - I don't know if the songs would suit a big fat-bottomed rock sound - a great album nevertheless…

matches in seamlessly with their bumfluff facial hair and plentiful acne - those were the days…

maybe, maybe not - definitely a great album and easily the last Metallica album worth listening to.

ladies & gentlemen…

watched the Mudhoney doco 'I'm Now' and it was the business - how is Steve Turner so cool? I don't know, but he is.

Gonna Leave You.

I liked the stuff Homme, Grohl & Reznor put together for the Sound City soundtrack, so some more of that alongside the standard excellent QOTSA fare and I'm sold.