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Ulysses Swanson
avclub-c7ef8a657e19511a43f826fb491a3d75--disqus

*indifferent grunt*

*indifferent grunt*

wasn't it nice of Axl to let Tommy off the leash long enough to record the EP?

wasn't it nice of Axl to let Tommy off the leash long enough to record the EP?

I guess we should thank our lucky stars that 'Kill 'Em All' wasn't released under it's intended title of  'Metal Up Your Ass' otherwise we'd all be reading a story about a Metallica-branded aluminium dildo right about now…

I guess we should thank our lucky stars that 'Kill 'Em All' wasn't released under it's intended title of  'Metal Up Your Ass' otherwise we'd all be reading a story about a Metallica-branded aluminium dildo right about now…

surely the fact that some cunt from Creed isn't going to vote for someone is a sign that you should vote for them?

surely the fact that some cunt from Creed isn't going to vote for someone is a sign that you should vote for them?

Forget the couch gags, when are the Simpsons going to visit Pawnee?

Forget the couch gags, when are the Simpsons going to visit Pawnee?

Someone PLEASE tell me we Kodaked that moment…

Someone PLEASE tell me we Kodaked that moment…

We're not taxing anyone's genitals

We're not taxing anyone's genitals

I know the show doesn't technically physically exist yet but if the powers-that-be at the AVC could hurry up and add it to their list of shows so I can add it to my list of followed shows that would be much appreciated.

I know the show doesn't technically physically exist yet but if the powers-that-be at the AVC could hurry up and add it to their list of shows so I can add it to my list of followed shows that would be much appreciated.

Black Love or GTFO

Black Love or GTFO

why couldn't Kevin have caved in Nellie's head two or three times instead of that poor turtles?

why couldn't Kevin have caved in Nellie's head two or three times instead of that poor turtles?