you're the one for me, fatty…

you're the one for me, fatty…

don't call me buddy, friend…

don't call me buddy, friend…

Robert Pollard is the greatest songwriter/songtitler of all time.

Robert Pollard is the greatest songwriter/songtitler of all time.

'(We're All) Clones' is my favourite Alice Cooper song, and possibly the best song The Cars never wrote…

I skipped a class to ride my bike into town to buy The Cult's 'Ceremony' (on cassette) the day it was released; I turned traitor on the locally-owned record store I usually bought my stuff from as the chain store was giving away a free promo Astbury/Duffy interview cassette with it. did I feel guilty? of course not,…

I skipped a class to ride my bike into town to buy The Cult's 'Ceremony' (on cassette) the day it was released; I turned traitor on the locally-owned record store I usually bought my stuff from as the chain store was giving away a free promo Astbury/Duffy interview cassette with it. did I feel guilty? of course not,…

goddamn that is a fine looking brunette.

goddamn that is a fine looking brunette.

nice to see 'Universal You' and 'Saints Are Down' get a mention in the piece, those songs are killer.

nice to see 'Universal You' and 'Saints Are Down' get a mention in the piece, those songs are killer.

Catherine Tate/Nellie Bertram sucks.

Catherine Tate/Nellie Bertram sucks.

hit the fuckin' road & piss up a rope

hit the fuckin' road & piss up a rope

I used to know a girl…

I used to know a girl…

I'm nerdin' out - GIF-style!