Vanilla Ice can be in the reboot
doing some preposterous Fall Out Boy wannabe punk-emo number with some 20+ word title like

I totally mean that unironically. I will definitely see the live action reboot. How is it "depressing?" Jim Henson's team was behind all the costumes and what-not in the originals. I thought the CGI "Let's market/commoditize the shit out of this" was more depressing. I understand merchandising has always been a major…

Fuck. Yes.
That is all.

P.F. Changs
"Think about it, when you go to PF Chang's, don't the waiters always look like they're apologizing? That's because of their uniforms (and the fact that they work at PF Chang's)!"

Anyone who finds Mark Motherfucking Twain "Funny"
is no friend of mine

Well, maybe rex WAS on to something…

"Owl" was a pretty lame novel. Klosterman needs to stick to pop culture/memoirism.

I see what you did there.

Mekhi? Man, I wonder what that guys up to these days….

Ya done?

@teadoust

@ JIM LAD

CUTE WITHOUT THE E!!!!!!!!!!!~!

Jewel? Taking Back Sunday? It seems as if this was taped in 2000 and they're just now getting around to releasing it.

Everyone but you. Everyone but you.

Wanna see the funniest website on the internet?

@Hey You Guys

Totally, dead on Dane Cook IMO…

There's some WACK SHIT going on in Darfur

Really? I thought Aziz Ansari was cool here…