I actually agree. The original Death at a Funeral was marginally funny, but I couldn't quite recommend it with the fervor of a Blockbuster employee. It was just ai'ight. I imagine this film will be less than ai'ight.

…Just like the suburban white parents getting a dander up about a black guy punching a bi-racial chick after driving around in a Lambo. You know, like everyone does… :)

Or ig'nant

And parade around in her underwear.

We all make mistakes, and I'm 99% sure there is 2000% more wrongness happening in every city, every minute. Some guy here in my city had THREE children with his daughter, and murdered some people. Domestic abuse is a problem, but I think the glare of the spotlight has unnecessarily inflated the issue.

@Fyodor Douchetoevsky —

okay, your story is much better.

The Klosterman essay comes to mind
where he and Bono are crusing around in a Maserati and they pick up some kids and drive around and says something to the effect that "Bono talks about Apple with the interest and enthusiasm of talking about Rwandan Genocide." I botched it, but it's a great story.

Glad to see over 20 years later you finally realize that.

Back to one of the primary points of this thread, Koski is pretty cute. Actually, she's both of those things.

Bird on a Wire. Yesss.

Much better sammy. We are kindred spirits.

Umm, let's temper our love a bit, shall we? I don't think we should discredit AC Newman simply because he doesn't have a vagina.

""I guess they're too busy beating off to Little Orphan Annie comic strips. ""

Ahhhh…
The thinker in me wants Synecdoche. But my love for cute little black kids swearing will probably drive me to Role Models…

@Karatloz—

rats Jukebox! you beat me to it.

No other replies? I must've came prematurely.

I suppose the funny or die stamp threw me off that this was porn… i used to like F.O.D. with their precocious 3 year old landlord sketches…now this?

What does NSFW mean?
Aaaand I'm fired.