Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle? Yeah, it had a different premise. Now, what was the plot of that movie.. hmm… what were they trying to do in that movie…

oh shit oh shit oh shit oh SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY

yeah what the hell was that

Ha! I remember that shit. We almost all fell to terrorists on that night, thanks BPD!

it knows you're a secret cowboy

aka six minutes

Then you'll love Bread Meat, a thrilling tale of uh… wait I was going somewhere with this

I typed in Pixar to streaming to see what was on, and all that Netflix is rocking are these hilariously shoddy looking and shameless ripoffs such as "Little CARS" and "Whats UP?"

Would it be kosher to link to a torrent from here? I know a guy who knows a guy. And seriously, this movie deserves payment in scornful laughter only.

nailed it

Also this is just the story of one super market. Is this drama simultaneously playing out in every market, parallel universe - style?

FoodFight! Truthers unite

I think this is all just a lost episode of Wonder Showzen / Xavier Renegade angel. I see it now.

A few choice quoted:

Holy shit. I'm watching a live stream of this movie right now. I just saw a character whose voice makes him sound Jewish-coded "Damn it Dex, I'm just a doc-tuh!" whose nose is as big as his head. Also Chocolate Squirrel Wayne Brady… I'm assuming there's more wonderful racism in here, cuz that's just from a random five…

so its basically Xavier Renegade Angel except that I'm going to hate it?

Ah you beat me to posting that trailer… dear Jesus I barely made it through that. The full movie seems like it would require significant amounts of ones' drug of choice.

oh Staten Island girl -
wherefore art thou

Probably the best song I've seen featured so far on HateSong

"…moderately engaging…!" - The AVClub