This looks pretty promising. Granted, the trailer could be totally uneventful and I'd still geek out about a new GTA until it came out. To those complaining about the lack of a leap in graphical quality:
1) The leap could never be as dramatic as from SA to GTAIV. and also2) The series' graphics have always been shorter…

Did  this motherfucker just say Babe 2 is one of the worst movies to come out of his studio?

what are you, Ajax from the Warriors over here?

I agree. I watched the first hour of this with my girlfriend while we waited for 50/50, and she said prettymuch the same thing - even the adorable cat stuff was undone by the films insistence on making them walk around like humans half the time. And yes, I am the eggman, and lo, I am gross.

Zack Galifinaquus as Humpty Dumpty? OK, that's some inspired casting.

He actually played the gunner kid in Apocalypse Now.

1 Is that where he plays a crackhead?

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At first I thought you were taking exception to the idea that the first game is forgettable, flawed, etc. Then I realized you're apparently pretty into Batman Begins, and you totally lost me.

My Xbox got the goddamned red rings of death two weeks ago, and then this comes out. Perfect…

I thought the first/canceraids ritual was deemed dead at AVClub. Didn't that happen? (Its still less annoying than the arbitrary mentions of that one band. You know the one.)

Wait - there are Elmo haters?

I'm in an argument with my roomates about whether this video is Giallo-inspired. I'm pro, they're con. I usually figure I'm right about everything, but you've got to question yourself sometimes (via AVC)

What weirdo-foxy twelve year olds have you been hanging around with?

Really? The bucha from the local coop lists itself as like less than one percent alchohol.

My gf's (uber-Christian) sister was horrified to find that, technically, Kombucha is ever so slightly alcoholic. Vowed never to drink it again. Ah, young Christian ladies.. I figure she's going to college soon enough, she'll have her first drink, her first orgasm, and some other important firsts, hopefully her…

I'd have to agree. I don't doubt that there's Punisher fiction out there that works, but its because of the authors intelligence in spite of the character, not the other way around. I always looked at Punisher like a reactionary one-note, like a Batman with with everything interesting about him, including a moral…

Most guys really into renegade justice are also into full body latex fetish suits.

Sigh. Please stop trying to adapt The Punisher. It didn't work as a movie. Again and again and again. Honestly, it barely works as a comic. Its not going to work as a TV show. But then this sounds like they're totally rewriting the character - which yet again begs the question, why liscence the material, when you can…