I hope his porn-star midget doppleganger gets found dead in a badger den.

Just to be an asshole, I changed the name of that track on my friends iTunes to "The Essential Flaw of Western Civilization." The guy thought that was the real name of the track for years, and looked really sad when he found out I was just fucking with him.

ROXY AINT DED

That whore is coming back. Big argument with my roomates on this point, but I am right and they are wrong.

posting this partially for my own reference.

Is that going to include this? Hopefully with folksy Aussie narrator, and all.

I used to work at a zoo. Its true, I didnt need to know anything, I just needed a lot of heart.

a bit more recently: Breaking Bad, first three seasons.

ace of based

Did anyone see the clip (featured on the Soup) of 50 having a fake phone conversation with his buddy, except the 'phones' were huge stacks of money? The longer it went, the more his child-like nature emerged, crudely obscured as it is by layers of gangster posturing and keen business acumen. That said, I want to punch…

i'll have you know I have a friend who is a lady!

thats not what 'breaking bad' means

then how come they make both female characters fucking awful? (to be fair, Marie is slightly less awful than Skylar, who herself may well become… non-detestable)

I saw a ridiculous version on TV that silenced the farts, so its just a really long scene of cowpokes leaning over a bit. Fucking censorship at its… fart.

I got to rent movies at our supermarket's anemic video section on the way out of the store. I usually trowled the comedy section, and one glorious day, I ended up coming home with Kentucky Fried Movie. What a mindblowing first R for a (twelve? thirteen?) year old . Needless to say, I was more interested in the movie's…

Its like, a belt helps hold up my pants, but without the pants the belt would fall off. Who's the real hero?

Right.. I just wish his subject matter was a little weirder and more clever. Seems really straight ahead boasting.

forgetting Colbert's Munchma Quchi

I'm gonna save up with my nerdy Lips fan-buddies and submit something really long, like Travis Trickle Dostoyevsky, so Coyne can  really have a moment with it. Hee! Man, I love these guys.

So this guy…
one of the 'bad guys', then?