None of which conveys how the last 10 minutes of the film takes on a slasher-flick tone, out of nowhere. Doesn't have half the impact just reading it on paper.

yeah
PG ratings used to be pretty wide-open. I mean, have you seen Badlands? that movie is fucked up. Parental Guidance, yo. Anyway, here's a youtube of this movie, if you're still here. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

What are you, on your fucking period?

balls: (aw yeah! I trolled another one! fap fap fap fap mission accomplished) fuck you, you worthless piece of nothing. Also, Missy is the shit.

1) Yes, that pen scene was pure bad.ass.
2) You really don't remember him? He's the sniper? Bourne kills him with an old long barrel shotgun, and they share a moment in a field? Bueller?

I did not enjoy Shoot Em Up, but I really liked Crank, and Crank 2 was even greater-er. I'm not sure how that works, but am I alone on that>?

"Based on a true story"
Gonna have to call bullshit on that one.

Nailed it, TROOF.

agreed that Crash was at least 90 percent unsexy. I love Cronenberg but that movie is pretty … flaccid. The sex in aHoV, however? ZING!

DAMN IT
Talk about If… you bastards!

You only lasted eight minutes? Who's the real internet no-talent here?

Boy howdy, this game looks grim
For a real peek into the sad, sad experience of playing this game, check out the video review at giantbomb.com. The guys start off with a cheeky, almost MST3K style skewering .. but as things wear on, the reviewers are all but screaming murder about the very existence of the game.…

I take Soulja Boy seriously the same way I take a breakout of oral herp seriously. Also, SB, Outkast, and Lil Wayne might all technically be Southern hip hop, but why are we addressing them as if they are part of the same movement? They aren't.

SWORDFIGHT

"repurposes Top Gun… superheroes"
So its a homoerotic allegory, but with more glowing spandex? Count me in!

Boy, lotta comedians
which is great, I'm a comedy nerd. But really, not one rapper? Not a one? Plenty of dead rappers to choose from. I'd go with
Big L
Big Pun
J Dilla
Cowboy from Furious Five
GURU
mc breed http://www.youtube.com/watc…

^ I get it. can we retire that gimmick now?

pretty dece trolling, i suppose. 6/10 (golf clap)

^ thats the comment equivalent of a guy in a van offering you something special, its just in the back, hop on in. congrats, the internet hasn't legitimately creeped me out in a while.

i hear cheeseburgers have some serious effects on…. you know… certain types.