He started with that little comedy half-hour on VH1. I remember liking it, in particular the 'focus group' where he told those two teenage girls that Richard Marx writes all of his songs and I thought they were going to cry. He would have been better off retiring the music thing altogether if he wanted to do comedy.
Bec…

IT'S NOT GONNA BE A MOTHERFUCKIN' BABY, MOTHERFUCKER! IT'S GONNA BE SOME HORRIBLE MOTHERFUCKIN' THING!!
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

It's a passion of mine.

I would have liked to see Goebbels play Eddie Munster, but with many lacerations.

Hawthorne Heights happened to Victory Records.
But by that time, I was on the Relapse teat, and there was no turning back.
Until Matt Jacobson 'pulled a Victory' and started milking the Mastodon cash cow.
My point was, every single shit band from the past decade sites Deftones as their primary influence (Poison the…

Deftones as a precursor to Isis and Godspeed…
I don't have enough time or patience to explain everything that is wrong with that statement.
Deftones were a precursor to other shitty sing/scream emo, and their horrid legacy lives on through Victory records.
Tadow.

Deftones kind of suck too. After Around the Fur they completely lose me, Except for Pink Maggit (the long version— not the atrocity that is the Terry Date remix).

I enjoy it quite a bit as well, and one or maybe two features a month sounds about perfect. The old guard just kind of became the doom/black roundup, with awful deathcore as the only outside venture. In other words, it was whatever Decibel had said the month previous. This is already a step in the right direction,…

Not to sound like a broken record, but PLEASE don't make this the sludge/doom roundup. One or two per section is fine (I enjoy most of this stuff in small doses), but the reason I basically stopped reading MB (besides the hyper-defensive and often misguided onslaughts by the former author of any criticism) was the…

Stay out of my head Lobsters.

So far, there have been zero comments about the actual song. It's not good.

In terms of career redirection, she's in her 'Metal-bound Sex book' phase.
Can't wait.

yep
Another great read. Next week should start the shitstorm though in terms of vitriol in the comments section.
Of which I'll happily participate. Time for some good ol' fashioned shit talk.

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS, YOU STUPID CHIEF!!

call it
6 Fast, 6 Furious.
Or F&F: 6th Gear.
Or 2 Fast 2 Furious 3.

ha!

Quite the shit-stirring you've caused…
First off, I fucking LOVE this series, and I'm on the '10 more for the road' bandwagon.
Second(ly?), It seems like a lot of Sublime fans could be in line with Pantera/Metallica fans: less than accepting that they may not be to one's personal taste, and defensive to a fault, even…

G4 sucks. There is no bigger affront to nerd-dom, ever. 'Oooh, look nerds, it's Olivia Munn! Is your dick hard yet? Stay tuned for reruns of ChIips!!'

Where
Is LP's entry?

I would definitely hate on that Oceano pick as opposed to the sword.