If Harvey Kietel's penis hasn't won an oscar yet the Shia's little willie sure as hell doesn't deserve one.

Or that the number of victims is 12 and when you break it down and add 1 and 2 together it equals 3.

Or that the number of victims is 12 and when you break it down and add 1 and 2 together it equals 3.

Hey! Don't swear you'll make God cry!

Hey! Don't swear you'll make God cry!

Wait he was the director of that piece of shit? Probably a good thing that this didn't pan out.

Wait he was the director of that piece of shit? Probably a good thing that this didn't pan out.

I felt the same way about Stranger Than Fiction.

I felt the same way about Stranger Than Fiction.

It's certainly an easy way to catch some horrifying veneral disease.

It's certainly an easy way to catch some horrifying veneral disease.

I do like the the box sets with a 50 incredibly obscure horror movies from the '50's to the 80's.

I do like the the box sets with a 50 incredibly obscure horror movies from the '50's to the 80's.

Wat u sayin college boi? That u havin a fancy slip o paper makes u beter din us?

Wat u sayin college boi? That u havin a fancy slip o paper makes u beter din us?

What about Harry Cox?

What about Harry Cox?

How is that different from every other episode?

How is that different from every other episode?

Well congratulations for not being banned….yet.