Hehe, did you know that Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot?

Plenty of used car salesmen to pick from.

There's no way they'd care about a revival of Pinafore, far too cerebral for that crowd… they'd prefer Guys and Dolls, or Grease, or something.

Right? The most important plot device from last season ends up in a trash bin with a shrug of the shoulders "Whelp, that didn't work."

"…Is that oak?"

Ugandan Thug:  "So we were passing out the soccer balls to the orphans, then we saw the American reporter girl, and we said 'Fuck the soccer balls, RAPE!"

My father is an Eisenhower republican… today he watches the news and tries to explain why he's still a republican, although he's never quite sure why.

Dude said "goddamnit" before his ass even hit the chair for the second fall.

Saw just enough of this episode to see that Eric used to work for Charlie II… that was pretty neat.

I watch this show to hate on it.

Not a Veg, exactly… he liked painting and going for bike rides. More like Mondocrazy

… hey now, I'm with you.

"I'd like to join your protest movement, but I'm a grown man and I refuse to communicate with these lame-ass quaker hand gestures. What do you think this is, summer camp? And you, with the ironic afro, get a goddamn haircut. You're gonna effect change by sitting around and making 'peaceful barricades?' What in fuck is…

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW INSIGHTFUL AND IMPORTANT MY COMMENTS ARE? MY THOUGHTS REQUIRE EMPHASIS, SO THAT EVERYONE WILL UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN TO SAY!!!

T.B. Sheets must be included, Will, or no sale.

Yeah that girl is fantastic.

I watch this program in much the same way people watched Sharknado, I expect the over-the-top awfulness and enjoy the show for never disappointing me in that department.

It's all too on the nose. "Why would he rent it?" is as bad as "Why would he buy it?"

Saw Jim's car, ceased caring about Jim.

I say "Quiet, you" in the Mr. Peabody voice on a weekly basis. Nobody, to date, has been anything more than mildly offended.