"And I bet there's part of you that you haven't seen in years… of course, I can't see below my chest, but that's because of breasts, which are good! You can't see because of your gigantic, fat, hair riddled stomach, which is bad. Disgusting, really."

The opera that played behind Don's dinnertime monologue to the doctor's wife was the MUSIC FROM THE SECOND MR.PLOW COMMERCIAL!!!… you know, the pretentious one…with the snow globe?

You just hate sports, and red blooded Americans, like the rest of the Reds do…

… you're right. I'm sorry

every time somebody thinks a drink tastes good I have the urge to say "the secret ingredient is phone"

"We ain't gonna let them Romans keep us as slaves anymore, ya'll"

*shakes fist at sky* "Damn this economy! When will TV let me laugh, and cry and giggle with glee like the others? Damn yous! Damn yous all to hell!"

Archer will get all excited for it to be Hemingway and then it'll turn out to be John Dos Passos

"Yap yap yap yap yap" went the Commie

"You really spent all you money on…poors?"

Nobody's happen when they're fat. If they tell you they're happy, then they are flat lying to you. Hell, I'm fat right now, and it fucking sucks. All I do is workout and bitch and sweat and gripe, to no avail. And there's cheesecake. There's cheesecake in that goddamn white box, and I will eat it. I'll eat it and then…

The Simpsons Sing the Blues alerted me to the actual blues. I remember buying a best of Muddy Waters CD when I was 11 because "that's the guy that was in the Simpsons song!"… and for that I am grateful.

Yes. Tin Cup is the ultimate golf movie. I am not a professional golfer, but I almost made my Club Pro card, and the whole world Tin Cup inhabits rings true to me. Goddamnit, that's an all time movie. (it was somewhat diminished by Rene Russo's storyline, but her performance was great)

"I mean WILLIAM BLAKE!!!"

Yeah that shit was pretty raw. The book is almost unbelievable. Cobb was simply a motherfucker… but he sure could hit. And steal bases. And knife basemen with his feet…

Mr. Baseball is a very good baseball movie. The greatest baseball movie is Eight Men Out, followed by A League of Their Own, 61*, Major League, Mr. Baseball and then Bull Durham. Bull Durham would have beaten all of those movies excepting Eight Men Out if it weren't for Susan Sarandon, whose character is so…

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus Don kicks the shit out of Pete, stands over his semi-conscious carcass *que Voodoo Child* lights cigarette.

Yeah? Well…. they look ridiculous.

"… even some sort of gelatin dish. It's made from hooves you know."

I'm sure it's down-thread somewhere but…. HOLY SHIT, LITTLE CARMINE IS DON'S DOORMAN!