"Roman numeral III:  Surprise boy in bed and *sips tea* disembowel him… no, I don't like that 'bowel' thing there… Gut him!"

"Roman numeral III:  Surprise boy in bed and *sips tea* disembowel him… no, I don't like that 'bowel' thing there… Gut him!"

Do as I say!

Do as I say!

I tried to sneak out of a small college football camp to see the Detroit show, but the bed check coaches caught me. $550 down the drain. So I've never seen them.

I tried to sneak out of a small college football camp to see the Detroit show, but the bed check coaches caught me. $550 down the drain. So I've never seen them.

Dah Dah Da Dah Duh Da Da Dah Dah

Dah Dah Da Dah Duh Da Da Dah Dah

Exactly

Exactly

I know just how this show is going to end:  A season or two down the road, the family will gather around a new born child (probably Amber's). A montage set to the slow version of "Forever Young" will pan over their smiling look-at-the-baby faces and finally settle on a photograph of whatever older family member the…

I know just how this show is going to end:  A season or two down the road, the family will gather around a new born child (probably Amber's). A montage set to the slow version of "Forever Young" will pan over their smiling look-at-the-baby faces and finally settle on a photograph of whatever older family member the…

you gotta walk before you run

you gotta walk before you run

You don't want a gritty look at the battles of Leningrad or Stalingrad. I mean, perhaps you like watching folks eat their children, but mostly it was just awful.

You don't want a gritty look at the battles of Leningrad or Stalingrad. I mean, perhaps you like watching folks eat their children, but mostly it was just awful.

"Give @avclub-bfd3491bc017af783d6870e1c3ff3064:disqus here another $200 clams. If he acts up again, shove this screwdriver in his eye."

"Give @avclub-bfd3491bc017af783d6870e1c3ff3064:disqus here another $200 clams. If he acts up again, shove this screwdriver in his eye."

"Randolph would very much like to see those…"

"Randolph would very much like to see those…"