Gyp Rosetti is a very serious man, you know…

Gyp Rosetti is a very serious man, you know…

During the throat-holding scene all I could think was "Remember, this cat is a lot less lovable as a skinhead."

During the throat-holding scene all I could think was "Remember, this cat is a lot less lovable as a skinhead."

"Also I don't think you can get anymore gangster than beating someone to death and then making it rain." These are the exact sentiments of many of our greatest and best NFL cornerbacks!

"Also I don't think you can get anymore gangster than beating someone to death and then making it rain." These are the exact sentiments of many of our greatest and best NFL cornerbacks!

"The boss says to dig a pit…" Gyp Rosetti is also responsible for the Katyn Massacre.

"The boss says to dig a pit…" Gyp Rosetti is also responsible for the Katyn Massacre.

Which would you consider worse, ominous test results probably meaning cancer, or a telephone conversation with Mickey Doyle?

Which would you consider worse, ominous test results probably meaning cancer, or a telephone conversation with Mickey Doyle?

"I'd rather watch a television program that isn't this television program!" Then go and watch your ass some other shit and leave us the fuck alone, alright?

"I'd rather watch a television program that isn't this television program!" Then go and watch your ass some other shit and leave us the fuck alone, alright?

"… I'm gonna fuck the redhead."

"… I'm gonna fuck the redhead."

Rabin:  "I know Chuck Klosterman, I know Chuck Klosterman, I know Chuck Klosterman…"

Rabin:  "I know Chuck Klosterman, I know Chuck Klosterman, I know Chuck Klosterman…"

I remember reading Wuthering Heights in college. One of my friends and teammates was in class with me and one day he said in passing "This dude Heathcliff is the man." Of course, I asked him why he thought that and he responded with "Bro, Heathcliff gets ALL the revenge."

I remember reading Wuthering Heights in college. One of my friends and teammates was in class with me and one day he said in passing "This dude Heathcliff is the man." Of course, I asked him why he thought that and he responded with "Bro, Heathcliff gets ALL the revenge."

Kept watching after Jeopardy!, asian dude ran into a sliding door and I'm like… yes, I can dig this. Then there was a puppet for no reason and I kinda just, left the room…

Kept watching after Jeopardy!, asian dude ran into a sliding door and I'm like… yes, I can dig this. Then there was a puppet for no reason and I kinda just, left the room…