… I gotta believe that there were worse slums than the Five Points on earth in 1864.

… I gotta believe that there were worse slums than the Five Points on earth in 1864.

Not real pleased that Molly's dead.

Not real pleased that Molly's dead.

… the lunatic fringe, everybody! *applause*

… the lunatic fringe, everybody! *applause*

Okay, we'll just say bastard son then. Can we agree on that?

Okay, we'll just say bastard son then. Can we agree on that?

Listen now: awkward, superfluous boobs can keep me watching a borderline show after a weak outing. The producers know this. It's cheap, sure, but it works, and a show this expensive to shoot has to use any tricks it can to secure its tiny colony of viewers.

Listen now: awkward, superfluous boobs can keep me watching a borderline show after a weak outing. The producers know this. It's cheap, sure, but it works, and a show this expensive to shoot has to use any tricks it can to secure its tiny colony of viewers.

I think the idea is that the police are just slightly more evolved than a street gang, and therefore Kevin (seriously, who names a tough guy 'Kevin') gives his crew marching orders on duty and off. This show needs to be lighter on trying for an intricate plot and heavier on the slaying of bad guys and pussy in order…

I think the idea is that the police are just slightly more evolved than a street gang, and therefore Kevin (seriously, who names a tough guy 'Kevin') gives his crew marching orders on duty and off. This show needs to be lighter on trying for an intricate plot and heavier on the slaying of bad guys and pussy in order…

Wow, Todd… that was a bunch of words.

Wow, Todd… that was a bunch of words.

How is Bad Santa not at the top of this list?

How is Bad Santa not at the top of this list?

*Will suddenly stops reading from the monitor, looks blankly at his clenched fists on the desk for a moment, then slowly raises his gaze back to the camera* "I've dedicated my life to the news, America, because somebody once told me that you all constitute the greatest and best country in the world. Then you mucked up…

*Will suddenly stops reading from the monitor, looks blankly at his clenched fists on the desk for a moment, then slowly raises his gaze back to the camera* "I've dedicated my life to the news, America, because somebody once told me that you all constitute the greatest and best country in the world. Then you mucked up…

Process Servers: Objectes of universal yet probably undeserved hatred.

Process Servers: Objectes of universal yet probably undeserved hatred.