"Oh yeah, Anna… that was a, uh, arranged marriage. (yeah, that should stick)"

Duck Phillips drank straight gin. I clearly recall being amazed by that.

And he is going to shtup Jane in a matter of episodes.

"Are you getting a paper route?"

*after Handel theme music dies down* "Good morning, children. Today my pubis and I will be traveling with you to the wonderful land of fractions! Won't that be splendid?"

As Henry fed betty that bit of meat, it all became clear:  Henry is fattening Betty up so that he can hunt her from the deck of the Pequod.

… even still.

"Hi, I'm Ken Cosgrove………… I'll just be leaving."

Sally seemed to get a little too worked up over what seems like a pretty casual and weightless oversight.

Lane's first lines next week:  "Morning all. I've just returned from Indochina. Trouble there, you know. But damned fine curry!"

This was the best episode of the season so far. Why? Because there was advertising, and a lot of it, which is the show's stated purpose. Betty being ridiculous at Weight Watchers and using her husband's past as a weapon against Megan's tits was just an afterthought. When Don left Ginsberg's idea in the cab I expected…

Somebody, flatten out your palm and feed Whitney Cummings a carrot.

Danny better cool out. I mean, he's gotta get ready to run the show after they gun down Stevie on the causeway…

Oh, I don't know that Harry is as attractive as Richardson…

Plus, I think somewhere in his head, Pete knows that when Roger invites a woman for champagne and fucking in an expensive hotel, the woman always shows up.

Yeah, every damn episode they have to cram the concept of Megan being "of French extraction" down our throats. THIS WOMAN IS FRENCH, DO YOU HEAR? FRENCH!

And seriously, a Cool Whip tasting?

And her face afterwards "What? Why did you say that, idiot?"

"Hey look, it's that one broad from that annoying program about Yale with the woman from Bad Santa in it…"

….1700s