We're all here speculating that one character will replace the theoretical position of another character… The Wire has warped our understanding of TV drama permanently.

I remember when this show was about some brilliant dude who practices the most edgy, ingenious brand of medicine going… now it's a show about really average personalities, which sucks. I don't watch daytime soaps for a reason.

Don's appropriate comeback would have been "Sure, my mom was a whore, but you're mom's still a French-Canadian."

Weiner - "How's that kid who used to play Bobby."

I just re-watched it and I've come to believe that Don is now the least important character on the show. He went from "always thinking on the edges of where you are" to, at best, occasionally thinking on the edges of a nap.

As usual, Ken is treading water until he's promoted, again, for consistently being present in a room.

No, overweight woman with trucker tattoos, I will not be watching your ridiculous program. Thank you and goodnight.

I must know what piece of music Roger's Stoli sings. I love Russian classical music (and Stoli) but I never really listen to opera. What was the Stoli music? Somebody here must know…

… and a big Texas belt buckle

You and the New York Times can crawl off and fuck yourselves

Not the Alexandrov version…

No, it isn't. Real drugs become terrifying and LSD, especially, leaves you totally unable to defend yourself and at the mercy of strangers. Also, this "I've taken something, my life has changed forever!" notion is ridiculous. In the morning you're not some new person, you're just the old person who has spent the…

I wouldn't mind an episode wherein Bert Cooper and Ayn Rand drop acid together.

*standing atop a mountain in gilded armor* "SELL MY BEANS! YOU MUST SELL. MY. BEANS!"

New game show idea:   Sell My Beans!

As someone who has been semi-interested in a Canadian girl for a little while, I can tell you that those people do not make sense. Seriously, they're like regular people, just unconcerned with things like impropriety, shame or social relevance.

This show remains popular because Kat Dennings gets progressively better looking with each new episode. When she explodes, the show will be cancelled.

Don's thoughts as he left the disheveled Pete in that cab to crawl home to the 'burbs:  "Hehe, now you'll smell funny every morning and people will talk about you like they would a well dressed hobo… awesome."

Johansson's can is proportionate to the rest of he body.

Maybe the third…