okay, I'm going to spend yet another 5 minutes of my life thinking about ANTM. Sigh.

seriously? Hair Battle Spectacular? That exists? What am I saying, there is a show about people's storgae units, of course there is one about weave wars.

they mentioned that at the beginning of the challenge, and Brittany commented how good it was to be back. I thought it was strange that once they said hello, that was it. Not a peep from Sheena, and Isis had an expression that said "not happy to be here".

Dominique is like the serene veteran back as a cameo, or a happy contest winner just enjoying being around the pros. Where is the dragalicious third-person-referring diva in the making?

Hall is the weak link, in my estimation. I'd say Nick Cannon is as well, but he's been given nothing to do. We'll see how he fits in once he becomes the defacto nanny.

Marie is going as Prince.

we play on a pub quiz team and the guy who runs it has a sing-songy way of calling out team names. Ours is "Better Call Saul!". The extra fun thing is that no one, not a soul, gets it, as we are in Denmark.

Kayla or Bre should have won best picture, Laura was just okay, but as my mother always said, LaToya knows best.

would Babysitter LaToya be letting her creepy "boyfriend" Jack come over? Cause then no.

Shannon is a lot thinner than when she appeared on the show 9 years ago, and it has take a toll on her beautiful, toothy face. In fact, if you catch the first cycle, all of the girls are well above the weight that would get them modelling work. They look… what's the word… sexy and attractive. Shannon must be 15 pounds…

great piece! This average-looking girl would buy you a drink in a minute, and Fox allowed it, possibly prove she is funny as well.

as Roger Ebert once said, one of the troubles with the movie "The Truth About Cats and Dogs" is that we are supposed to believe Janeane Garofalo isn't pretty.

Yoanna, sadly, jacked her stunning face up. Yaya is gorgeous, as well as Elyse, Nik, Joanie, Eugenia…

kudos. We had to go back and watch the Russian roulette scene, because of course like everyone else we missed the significance of the plant. I thought he just thought, "me, me, not me".
I guess in a way that is correct.
God damn this show.

Can I just comment on how rough little Laura looks? I love her and her photo was great, but damn, she's all of what, 24? It's like she still has her sunburn from Hawaii (how painful was THAT to watch?)

as far as high end modelling, I think Alice Burdeu (as noted above) is the biggest out of the franchise. She was not promised a cover (of Harper's Australia, I think) and got it on her own as they loved her so much. She is legit, and busy.

I read that as "he looked on with the expression of a man getting a Texas-sized margarita". If only he was that lucky.

You do realize that the show exists because of the write-ups, not the other way around?

Jesus Christ I, too, have dreamt that I was on Top Model, apparently the season with the twins. My "secret" was that I was over 30, and with Mr. J's help the girls in the house never found out. I went out in about the sixth week.

So I might get flamed here for saying it, but I agreed IN REGARDS TO MARKETING with Lindstrom's assessment to Kayla. I adored her photos and her personality on her cycle, and thought she was as good as Chelsey (yes, I know Ann won, I'm still puzzling over that one), but…  come on, Kayla, you, and everyone, really, are…