Contrary to popular opinion and the headline George Clooney is not Jesus Christ, nor is Christ his business partner

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I assumed no one would make the connection.. Nice!

But… FOUR BOOBS!

Lots of people lack confidence or are extremely ignorant about sexuality. That, or a fortune teller told he'd die because of his wife's female lover.

Regardless of my own stance on this subject, some people aren't into sharing, or see it as cheating. And, honestly, I've always found it annoying how some folks think that MFF is (a) every man's fantasy and/or (b) the greatest sexual achievement one can attain. That's, like, MTV-level conceptions of sexuality. TWO girl…

JPGs or gtfo

That's in the eyes of the Beholder. All eleven eyes.

He knows a lot about heat, taking drugs…

And here I was thinking I had little to contribute. By all means, if you can make some suggestions yourself, I'd be glad for them.

Well, looking over the lists of what I've watched, I may be the worst person to ask for advice on the last 5 years in foreign film. I've largely stuck to older foreign or American (including indie). I would suggest Two Days, One Night and anything by Park Chan Wook, as the most clearly recommendable of what I've seen.

I also strongly get the feeling that he made the whole movie for the "Mr. Jackson steeples his fingers and toes Sherlock on their asses" moment. But, unfortunately, that moment makes almost no sense when you consider what that character knows long before that point.

I heard Elysium was fairly rote/lame. To be honest, I had no faith in it. I don't think Matt Damon could sell a story that's this nuts, especially since he's probably going to be front and center in the film. Movies with a premise like this tend to do better without a laser focus on the lead, particularly when they're…

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This is the weirdest coincidence, as I finally saw District 9 this past weekend. It was a lot of fun, and I'm glad Peter Jackson got interested in the project.

You're the real fool - giving legal advice without billing information!

You're nothing but a lot of talk and a badge! You're nothing but a lot of talk and a badge! You're nothing but a lot of talk and a badge!

That is true. I thought I added a small caveat for that, but still - no, not all women can understand an equipment failure.

Was there any doubt he chose the letter for that reason? Truly the sex worker is leading the horse now

Listen to the two ladies above. They're dead right