The dipstick? then… you live in the garage!? This explains so much - the motor oil, all those tire marks on your underwear

She should slap the head of his dick, hard and several times in succession, ask if he likes it… and then kick him in the balls, no matter what his reply is. As he's crumpled on the ground, she should explain that he's unfit for physical contact with any living woman while she puts on her clothes and leaves, forever.

There's a lot of people in this country who have no idea how to eat, and/or have no intention of doing anything differently than what was done by the people who raised them.

He'll come when he's good and ready, mademoiselle!

It can be… you know

If there's a hell, I'm sure the denizens look forward to the day she joins them.

Don't let Big Soy learn about this!

On top of the fact that we're supposed to adhere to each other's boundaries, there's the fundamental listening and caring aspect of relationships. People who ignore those things make me mad every time. If somebody doesn't respect your feelings or your body, they don't deserve more opportunities to be hurtful, much…

But that sounds like Thor would be hooking up with all of the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.! He only just finishes ravishing Maria Hill and Coulson when, all of a sudden, he sees Nick Fury's eye patch and some incredible daddy issues come to bear… Hmm, I think Dikachu will be in his bunk

But that's plot number 12 or so out of the last ten episodes.

Yes, maybe. But they added the Russian hacking thing the other week. If the writers are building to the idea that a whole bunch of non-Zombie business is going on in their town, that could really up the stakes. But none of it is connected to anything else, really. Under those circumstances, it seems like 6 or so…

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Yes, in my experience, the response to betrayal from an SO is pretty not-graceful and fairly unkind. Again, I must rewatch to recall how badly they left it off last season.

Unless it involves a sexual climax, I've never heard of one's brain hurting in a good way. That aside, yes, point taken.

I have to rewatch the end of last season - it's been a while, and I only saw everything when it aired - but I do remember him keeping things from her, her knowing that he was withholding, and him having no good reply. I suspect I may have overdone it with the a-hole comment, but that was even colder than cold. She may…

Color me shocked. Minority Report was well made, but not incredible. I guess I was happy that a movie based on Dick's work did well? Reign of Fire actively annoyed the f—k out of me

Strongly agreed, although I've always kind of despised Gilbert Gottfried, so his post-tsunami setback was… not a problem for me. I guess it's wrong to compromise principles over spite, but it's damn hard with that guy.

Oh god, I forgot about that. When this show isn't brilliant, it can sometimes be abominable

That's definitely a X-Men Phase 2 thing, where they turned the movies into a CW series because… teens? I dunno

The big organized religions really do a lot to control sex. It's brutal and cruel and creates a whole lot of unnecessary pain.