My "Lennon in a nutshell" example:

That's because Paul has tried really hard his whole career to be liked (not that it doesn't work, I love him).

Yo Paul McCartney so old his WIG is graying.

If you disagree, you probably support Kony.

Haha yep, point taken. I know what you mean.

Meanwhile, this man has proven NOT to be Humasexual.

I was about to argue "What's next, we can marry our dogs?" but I'm relieved as well that Morrissey squashed that idea.

I mean, have you listened to The Smiths?

We were fine until downvotes.

Yeah, but his death scene was absolutely ribbiting.

Elba can't do any wrong these days.

"registeredsexoffender." I love it.

That's a good point. I can think of Sarah Paulson as such a candidate, not sure who would be more prominent.

Something about all these middle-aged women are going all-in for a gay man as Christian Grey seems funny. It obviously has no bearing on how he'd do in the role (I hope that didn't even need to be said), it's just a touch of irony.

Imagine all the racist comments we'd get if that happened!

Traditional gender roles shattered!

I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK

(A couple days later): I just figured out that I didn't so much mean "privileged" as I meant "first world problems."

$5 for me at my local theater!  Thank you perpetual grad student college ID!

GUM FOR DAYS