I was there. There's two levels of seating: actual seats under the roof and lawn seats that extend out from the actual building (and are obviously cheaper). Go figure, the younger, less wealthy crowd in the lawn was totally into the whole show (the inside crowd was practically comatose for anyone who wasn't Dave or…

Still won't be as good as Schindler's List 2: Schindler's Pissed

It's just a shame that that worry exists. Although pedophiles certainly thrive when it doesn't.  Being a woman definitely gives you a pass; sure enough, I don't have that anxiety I described when I'm with my girlfriend and we see a cute kid.
Though if that's my biggest problem being in crowds as a white male, I'm aware…

Yeah but the stork dropped those babies off, right? They didn't have (GASP) sex, did they?

I personally agree with you about Miley's attitude, but I think most of the over-35 criticism does indeed come from how trashy her set was.

Nation of prudes, man. Nation of prudes.

@avclub-4d3bac64f0fbcc90a6b5c82f09ea4418:disqus I think that plus the fact that it's taught through police departments so it's almost like a public service.

Pizza.

"The Departed," by the way.

@avclub-c156902f5b20b572848be18c11634dfb:disqus If I remember correctly, didn't MJF's character leave "Spin City" to work for a Senator Alex P. Keaton?

Or the one where Will "saves" Carlton from that speed overdose, only to admit later that the speed came from his locker in the first place.

I worked at Subway in high school 9 or so years ago, and it was me and this older woman closing one night.  She had her two little sons with her, and they walked by me as I was heading to the fridge or something.  I usually give people the slightest brush on their back if I'm trying to motion to them that it's fine to…

Haha, yes, when my older brother was a little kid, he ratted to my grandma that my mom, her daughter, drank while driving all the time (soda).

I thought about this a few months ago: it's pretty frightening to look back in retrospect at the "strangers are bad" lessons that parents/teachers were always spouting.  I remember specifically when I was in first grade (1994 or thereabouts for me), we had notices go out to our parents (and us) about a stranger in a…

Aging for sure, but it just seemed like it dropped in register pretty dramatically in a short amount of time.

"Clone High" made fun of this exact thing. Every single episode had the "on a very special episode of Clone High" in the introduction.

I apologize that I don't have citations to back it up, but in my master's in social work program last year, we discussed how DARE is one of the only social programs that is statistically ineffective that continually gets funded.

I've always wondered, is there any story behind why Bowie's voice got so much lower in the '80s than in the '60s/'70s? Was it just a stylistic choice, or did he have an Elton John-esque issue that changed it?

Just listen to him on fucking "Cat People," ridiculous.

Ice-T to Tambor: "Why are you defending her, anyway?"
Tambor: "She's…really funny."
Ice-T: "Well…let's hope so."