There's a statue of George Washington in Trafalgar Square, so why NOT a statue of Charles II on the National Mall?

Hey, I'm not Steve Bannon, trying to spackle my own caulk.

You too can be a hero
If you learn to count to zero.
"In German or English it's fun to count down,
And I'm learning Korean" says Werner Von Braun.

Can I get the cash value instead? My apartment isn't big enough for everything.

Everything under the sun is in tune.

I quit drinking soda a while back, but when I was drinking it Diet Coke was my soda of choice, regardless of whatever else I might be having. I just like it better than the corn syrup stuff…

For a guy with no eyes, you seem to have a poor opinion of the capabilities of the blind…

When Country is outlawed, only outlaws will be Country.

What about the Ostrogoths, and any other sort of goths? It's true, though, when the Visigoths send us people, they aren't sending their best. Some of them, I assume, are good people.

Where to they have the Elephant Show for Republican vacationers?

Which is why Neil DeGrasse Tyson better watch his ass…

The Judgment of the Nations (Matthew 25) makes explicit that sometimes the "personal relationship with Jesus" is a one-way street (I can claim a personal relationship with Jennifer Aniston, but I doubt she'd feel the same). Some souls are going to walk up to Jesus saying "Hey, buddy, I'm finally here! Glad to see…

I think I heard one of her songs a couple of weeks ago. It wasn't something I was particularly interested in owning, but I rather enjoyed it.

The men are without hats so they can dance when they want to. If they don't, nobody will.

That's because you're stoned.

Five foot three, I thought. I mean, the guy could barely see over the steering wheel of his Eldorado.

But Major Strasser was shot, not knived!

"…Bannon literally had no job, just a position."

Well, they live through December 25th every year like the rest of us; do they not WANT to be happy on that particular day…?

As it is death which gives meaning to life, bad art is essential so we may recognize and appreciate good art.