*Yes, I know I promised you could do that when Spicer was finally gone, and now he's gone. And a promise…is a promise. I guess."

Yes. Don't ask me why. But I'm occasionally guilty of it myself.

I will never see the Laika movie. I hate it when the dog dies, even if she IS a pioneering space traveller.

Must be the half we don't see on camera.

"Mister President, you're walking through a desert…"
"Why would I be in a desert? Deserts are for lonely losers. The closest I'd ever come to a desert is a sand trap at one of my golf resorts. Not that I spend any time in the sand traps, I go from the tee to the fairway to the green every time. I'm a very good…

"On the other hand, he also likes the Violent Femmes."

Christmas songs are a special category, and don't count against your lifetime score.

When he plays on a February 29th, he leaves it out. Just not cost effective at those odds.

The ukulele works surprisingly well on that…

Life is too short to devote brain space to Spaceballs.

Eleanor Rigby isn't really a ballad, it's more of a dirge. But it's one of my favorites, certainly, and Paul McCartney wrote it and nobody else did…

Like Creedence, they were a great singles band.

Band on the Run (song or album) is great, and the Christmas Song what it is. I don't particularly care for it, but there's so much else that he did…

I can't see it, sorry.

I saw a Springsteen show in 1984, and he brought someone from the audience up to do "Dancing In the Dark" with him. It turned out to be a Friend. I kept telling everyone around me "hey, that's Monica," but no one believed me because the show wouldn't debut for another 10 years.

Cheese and onions.

Yes. I got blisters on my fingers from the shovel.

"Who do you think I am, Brian-Bloody-May?"

Well, "Lovely Rita Meter Maid" ends with an orgasm (the first major release to do so? no pun intended), and "finger pies" (in "Penny Lane") might be hard to explain to a kid, if said child were inclined to ask…

Like Christopher Marlowe writing under the name "William Shakespeare," he did most of his best work posthumously.