He ordered his planes . . . to attack your country.

But I do say, no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Depending on the breaks.

Way I heard it was the reason the pie fight wasn't kept was because the actors all ended up laughing during it, and since throwing all those pies around ruined the set, they only had one take to get it right.

My theory: Dr. Strangelove is the Messiah who will lead humanity through the darkness of the apocalypse; healing his legs is just the first of his miracles.

Just him calling it "the Big Board" is so funny.

I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

"Women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence."

It makes me sad that we'll probably never get something as awesome as their roundtable reviews of Cheers.

It's really sad to see the BSG reviews (and, by extension, probably any future TV Club Classic reviews) go away. They bring a sense of perspective and a deeper level of thought that you simply can't get from a review written mere hours after an episode's aired.

"Aren't there a few wars in human history that were worth the cost in human life no matter how high?"

He was already bed-ridden; can you imagine how much his health would deteriorate without a daily dose of tobacco to clear the bilious humours out of his lungs?

You LOSE! Good DAY, sir!

Airplane 2 is actually better than the original. So there.

On the other hand, a cloned cyborg Archer could finally go mano-y-mano with cyborg Barry.

Then Archer wakes up in bed next to Lana and tells her about this crazy dream where he was a secret agent, then a drug dealer, then a secret agent again, then a private detective, then a cyborg . . .

I thought the Sea Tunt and restaurant episodes were in Season 4?

On my tits!

Sounds interesting. I do like the mashup of supernatural horror and the sleazy side of 60's and 70's Americana.

The Rogue's Wallet. It's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. His name was Costanza. He killed my mother.

Sue Ellen Mischke being "the heir to the Oh Henry candy bar fortune" is one of the most delightfully perfect details Seinfeld ever put in an episode.