All I get is that sad trombone noise.

Well, that's a bummer.

Season 1 was sort of a BSG/Lost combo, but lately they've been moving more into sci-fi/Game of Thrones territory.

"Heda" means "Commander", so I'm guessing "Wan" is Grounderese for "Death".

And apparently, Clarke's arousal can summon electric guitars.

A few more character makeovers, and some enterprising fan can make a pretty awesome then-and-now montage of the current characters vs. their Pilot selves.

As The Simpsons said, "cows don't look like cows on camera".

And now Murphy has a whole 'nother reason to be skeeved out by Jaha.

Wow, you're right. This is the SECOND time Jasper's turned a tense dialogue between two factions into a shooting war. He should really look into that.

The CW's actually gonna have to step down their game. I occasionally need to do other things with my life, but they keep giving me new things to watch. I haven't even gotten around to the Legends of Tomorrow premiere yet.

She also seems to think that the war's gonna start up again at some point, and doesn't want them to be there when it happens.

Lincoln and Bellamy also seem to have found some chest wax somewhere.

While I don't necessarily advocate skipping ahead, if you're going to, "Unity Day" is a good one to go with.

Whenever I think I know where things are heading on this show, I remind myself that, when we started, Kane and Bellamy were our main villains, and Jaha was the voice of reason.

It's so good to have The 100 back, even if the premiere is definitely a Part 1: lots of setup, with some payoff presumably coming next week.

During my recent rewatch of The 100,I decided to begin a Clarke Griffin Smile Counter, keeping track of how many times Clarke smiles during the series.

My theory: the guy from "Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender" got some liposuction, killed Dennis, and took over his life.

Do give the Gang puppies. That episode would go to a DARK place.

Whatever Mac's true sexuality is, he desperately wants to be SEEN as heterosexual, so he's still gonna act like he's into topless women, regardless.

When talking about good things happening to Charlie, you have to take into account that what he considers a good, enjoyable life would repulse most other people.