"It wouldn't be a comedy,"
Maybe not, but he could make it an uplifting "Triumph of the human spirit" story simply adding an ending where the girls seal us Ms Chua in a wall of the Carnegie Hall basement like Fortunato, followed by a montage of their new happy lives.

If I remember my circa 1992 Wizard magazines right…
Tim Curry was originally cast as the Joker. Not sure why that fell through but I'm glad it did.

MTV's Dan Cortez was the mimbo.

I don't know,
The idea of Lorenzo St. DuBois being the grassy kn0ll shooter seems loaded with potential.

Even the character realized that he was so terrible that the best choice was to try creating a time paradox by killing his younger self.

With all these kind of projects…
I think Spock nailed it when he said "After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true". Then again, he might have been referring to specifically Lucasfilm productions.

Todd's not a number, he's a free man!

Yeah, I can appreciate fucking with people whenever possible, but it does seem a little "How can I get Bill Donohue to cry persecution and give me publicity".

Red Bull? what am I, Rockefeller? I can only afford the generic Dr. Pepper called Dr. Thunder.

I remember thinking it was pretty awful, and that Hopkins was horribly miscast in the George Peppard role.

holoholes
The Holodeck may be psychologically unhealty, but as a masturbatory aid, it can't be beat. It's amazing that only Geordi and Reg Barclay seemed to understand this.

Always be careful when some sanctimonious dick says" 25% more likely"…
Leaving aside the idea that a 14 year old having a beer immediately destroys his life and future, they don't even give the raw numbers in the article, so the percentages could be even more worthless than we think they are.

Now that would have been a twist. Jack rips off the guy's mask and it's…
David Palmer!!!

Are we sure this isn't a spoof?
I mean, it could be a real ad, but getting caught in act by your big blue wife doesn't speak to it being a discrete service. Then again, the Ashley Madison ads run before free online porn, so the target audience might not care.

Seeing how old Mare Winningham has gotten made me feel ancient.

Yeah, you're not scaring off two idiots who followed up boosting a hundred grand from the NYPD( while beating a cop with a bat) with smoking crack with strippers in van in Central Park. As the bearded hillbilly creep immediately proved, shooting them was really the only choice.

Maybe Jughead started a slow leak, giving Dharma time to build the barracks and swingset .

What the hell was that?
I thought our local " fat guy comically bursts his bag of potato chips all over the place at his wife saying she's going to have a baby… Someday." commercials were bad. Actually, it does imply that the fat husband is firing lower quality sperm due to his chip habit

I think he's got more of Demetri Martin look.

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Fox must have been casting out of the stand-alone X-files villains pile this week, as Donny Faster was on House.