LOL

Saw this guy live this past summer (at a small festival—there was literally nothing else to do while he was on stage) and he was fucking awful.

You're actually quite right. Hmph.

It's a lot of fun to show to unsuspecting friends who are innocently looking to expand their international film-viewing horizons!

Yes! This film is very well-made and pretty compelling. "Disturbingly well done" is a great way to describe it.

Lynch scares me like no one else.

“Remind me again what's wrong with Dave Matthews?" 
"Basically everything, except technical proficiency," Walter said. 
"Right." 
"But maybe especially the banality of the lyrics. 'Gotta be free, so free, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't live without my freedom, yeah yeah.' That's pretty much every song.”-Freedom by Jonathan…

I AM IN COLLEGE. AHHHHHHHHHHH

I disagree. I do, in fact, find it quite easy to dislike this.

Not much. But however much money you do make, you should combine your funds with those of Emilio and Investevez.

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he has sex with Martin Sheen?

Darren Arondawesky?

Dawes?

I love this guy. I always get excited when he pops up as a guest on Doug Loves Movies.

There's a Stan Brakhage reference on this album. As if I needed one more reason to love these guys…

Yuck.
I hate all of these movies.

I genuinely love this movie.
I also think of it every time I get Chinese take-out: "We have enough trouble getting soy sauce into these tiny packets!"

"Rabelaisean"
It's actually spelled "Rabelaisian". I know this because I had to Google it.

…
Bon Jovi is on a White House council?

I don't get it.
I'm 12 years old and what is this?