You are most certainly correct, but I can't help being a completionist. If I don't do the movies, the seasons on Futurama's TV Club page will be missing a 5, and I can't handle that.

Witty title, stupid premise?

Yes. Because when someone misinterprets what you write, you should always trust them.

Yeah, I thought about arguing that, but it just seems too thin to me.

Um, I meant squares as in "that is what the screen turns into. A bunch of squares." Yeesh.

Nope. In Langoliers, there are no people outside of the main characters in unfrozen time (the idea is, they went through a wormhole and went into the past, where all animal life is gone but the "set" still remains), and that past gets destroyed by these weird energy ball creatures. There's no real specific reference…

Yeah, I already ranted about that. Also, "Zack" is more aesthetically pleasing than "Zach," so I'm comfortable with my choices.

I'm not sure where I maligned cats, unfairly or otherwise. I love cats. They are perfect adorable little killing machines. When I was a kid, we always had a dog and at least one cat and that, to me, is the ideal pet living situations.

I thought about that, actually, but in the end, I couldn't bring myself to post anything else.

Because he's fictional. I'm not. Hence the dislike.

Well, this essay was specifically about the games Rocksteady developed. Would've felt a bit unfair to pull in a game by another studio, even if it's considered canon in Knight.

I came very close to picking Bloodborne for my entry; only thing holding me back is the shameful feeling that I still haven't gotten very far into the game.

"And seriously, who among us HASN'T wanted to murder Duvall's character?"

"Hey, we're lost in the sewer, how are we going to get out?"
"We could all have sex with Beverly?"
[Everyone looks at Beverly. She shakes her head.]
"Or we could go left."
"…yeah, let's go left."

I'd love to see something animated. (Also, Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Steerpike is not "fantastic.")

No, I didn't goof. Like I said in the "Route Of All Evil" review, I had to rearrange some things to make sure I covered all of the production order third season before moving on to season four. That meant this week was, again, kerfucked.

Yeah, I would definitely not defend that horrible, horribly game from accusations of sexism (grrr that game), but I felt like it was a big enough topic that it would've warranted an entire essay on its own; and I'm not sure I'm qualified to write that sort of essay. (Hell, I'm not sure I'm qualified to write this one,…

It's definitely very pretty, and it is a good game—I just don't find that twist (which, you're right, is excellent) enough to justify the heavy-handedness of the first part. And all of Samus's comments about how the computer reminds of her so-and-so just bored me to tears.

Is there a typo I missed?

If you dislike "Roswell That Ends Well," I can't imagine us ever really agreeing on much of anything.